so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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