You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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