And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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