you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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