i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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