Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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