It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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