My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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