yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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