I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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