Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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