She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The adults are the big ones right?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
Randomize
