do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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