The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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