it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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