We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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