Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I will be naked everywhere
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
