So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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