Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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