susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
