think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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