More tranny stories later!
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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