on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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