the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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