People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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