one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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