it was like eating out sand paper
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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