she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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