so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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