Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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