sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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