So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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