PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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