Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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