Her vagina should come with caution tape.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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