Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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