I'm so fucking centered right now
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
