i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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