their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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