i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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