Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Dignity is for republicans.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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