so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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