I'm really into asian looking animals
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
