p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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