She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
