How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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