it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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