You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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