Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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