so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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