did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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