Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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