Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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